Thank you for your interest in the THETA Living Wellness Retreat! We can’t wait to reconnect in nature with you.

Here are your next steps:

  1. Fill out this application

  2. Wait for our call to go over details and answer any questions

  3. Pay your deposit with the link provided after our call

  4. Remainder of cost is due a week before the retreat.

  5. Start packing for your first THETA Living Wellness Retreat!

FAQ’s

  • Sandy Lake is 2 hours from the downtown core. If you don’t have a car, we can help arrange a carpool with either the facilitators or other guests. Just let us know if you need a ride in your application.

  • Yep! Our in-house chef will be cooking vegetarian + gluten-free meals all weekend, and vegan meals will be an option. Please let us know of any other allergies or aversions in the application form.

  • After receiving your application, we’ll give you a courtesy call to answer any further questions and go through next steps… you’ll know!

  • Once we speak on the phone, we will send you a special link to provide your deposit.

  • Unfortunately the retreat property is not equipped with wheelchair accessibility ramps or equipment.

  • Hell nah! Come one, come all, as you are, always. We are gender, age, race, sexual orientation inclusive. We operate under an absolute zero tolerance policy to harassment, discrimination and general assholery. Always.

  • The cost of the retreat includes 2-nights stay (Friday and Saturday) and 5 meals total. You can arrive any time after 12PM on Friday.

    You are welcome to come up on Thursday after 5pm (free of charge) and beat the Friday traffic. Please note that dinner/drinks this night and breakfast the next day will NOT be included in your price. (You are welcome to bring your own food or pay an additional fee).

    Check out is Sunday at 3pm.

  • The $333 deposit is non-refundable. If you can no longer attend for personal reasons and let us know within a week of the retreat, the remainder will be returned to you minus the deposit.

  • Heck no. Do you, boo boo! We’re here to guide, support and facilitate your time at Green Nest Lodge. While participating in group activities is highly encouraged to make the most out of your time at the retreat, you are under zero obligation to participate in the THETA Living itinerary.

Have more questions?

It’s possible we might have missed a thing or two! Send us a note with your Q and we’ll get back to you with an A.